Today I strayed from my usual lunch plans, I wasn't hungry because for some mysterious reason I spent all day yesterday eating as if I had been stranded on a foodless island for three months. Instead of eating lunch today I ran errands and the following occurrences all fall under the category of:
it's not okay
*that size 7 acrylic knitting needles only come in pink at the store I went to
*to have Halloween decorations and candy displayed in the middle of August
*for me to have gone into a Big K
*that We Built This City was playing in the Big K
*for the screeching alarm to go off in the Big K and the only woman who has the power to turn it off is too busy stocking shelves
*that any schmo can pick up a ladle and serve up a helping of Signature Soups smack dab in the middle of a Safeway supermarket
*there are vats in Safeway labeled "Cravin' Crab & Sweet Corn Chowder" and "Stompin' Steakhouse"
I should have just gone to Vietnamese with everyone else, and remained sheltered from the wilds of San Mateo.
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